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My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!

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I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.

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"You're going to LOVE the new flooring!" the contractor said excitedly.

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There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?

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The murderous intrusive thoughts about killing my family finally stopped.

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My girlfriend told me we broke up because I kept getting under her skin

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I walked away from the laptop monitors with tears running down my face and anguish coating my cheeks when I saw my fellow astronauts mercilessly slaughtered by the psychopath who had somehow gotten on our ship.

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Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.

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I was frightened to awake to strangers in my bedroom.

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I always just thought my fingernails were dirty!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!	29
I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.	29
"You're going to LOVE the new flooring!" the contractor said excitedly.	29
There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?	29
The murderous intrusive thoughts about killing my family finally stopped.	29
My girlfriend told me we broke up because I kept getting under her skin	29
I walked away from the laptop monitors with tears running down my face and anguish coating my cheeks when I saw my fellow astronauts mercilessly slaughtered by the psychopath who had somehow gotten on our ship.	29
Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.	29
I was frightened to awake to strangers in my bedroom.	29
I always just thought my fingernails were dirty!	29